Reminds me of a woman from Craigslist who used to eat my ass every Tuesday morning. Once I got home, I’d remove my clothes and shower. My wife came home and started to do the laundry and I remembered my underwear had a huge red stripe in the back from my hookup’s lipstick which due to sweat and saliva, rubbed onto my underwear. Thankfully, I distracted her long enough to throw the affected pair into the washer.